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There have been many false reports about this actress in the past… but this time she really is pregnant!

She is not married to her Significant Other – and we are assuming that he is the baby’s father – so the couple will need to make a decision in the next few weeks. Since she is over the age of 30 and loves children, her friends believe that she will opt to keep the baby. We have heard that her S.O. is not especially eager to get married, so she may be going the single-parent route for now.

She is only approximately five weeks along, so there is nothing to see yet. But, with summer right around the corner, it will be difficult our actress to cover up the pregnancy once she does start showing. Given how slim she is, we expect that you’ll start to see a bump sooner rather than later, perhaps as early as the middle of June. Oh, and although it is too early to know the gender of the baby either, we predict that the couple will opt for a European-sounding name. (Blind Gossip)

This is obviously about Jennifer Aniston since every other damn week a different tabloid says a fetus has checked into her baby-growing bag, but why would she go with a European-sounding name? Because Jennifer is Greek and Justin Theroux’s name is French. (Note: I’m pretty sure Theroux in French means “throw up.” I think.) Yeah, so that part I don’t get. Because Jennifer is obviously going to name her maybe baby F.U. Maddox and that doesn’t sound very European to me. Unless she goes with F. Eux Maddox…..

Which straight male actor recently made a pass at a very straight male artist by putting his hand on his knee and inviting him to a European gay bar? (Page Six)

When I Googled “totally straight musician,” Dave Grohl’s face was number one and when I Googled “straight male actor,“ Ryan Phillippe was in the first row. So I’ll throw Dave Grohl and Ryan Phillippe’s names into the guess box even though this is probably about James Franco and James Franco since he’s an actor AND an artist.

Which star, currently in the news, must have such a high opinion of himself that he needs to massage his ego quite frequently? He was, for quite some time, having sex with someone who worked professionally as his own lookalike. (Some of his more casual hook-ups too are said to have more than a passing resemblance.) (Popb**ch)

It’s a known fact (it’s not a known fact at all) that James Franco’s Real Doll is covered with Mylar so he can see his own reflection while humping it, but every clue in this blind item points to John Travolta. Having just watched two elephant seals viciously fight each other in an episode of Frozen Planet, I feel like I totally know what it looks like when John Travolta and his impersonator go to f**ktown together.

In the past week, all the NFL teams had mini-camps, but the biggest talk among the players on one team was not about their new teams or the upcoming season, but what is being called the greatest celebrity sex tape ever. Apparently this former A+ list Tweener not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls made a sex tape with this newly drafted NFL player. The player who went to school in California was talking about how he had dated this Tweener and someone said prove it and out comes a full 15 minute video on his iPad. The next thing you know every player was gathered around this iPad and there was almost complete silence for the full 15 minutes. Afterwards, the noise was deafening and players begged to watch it again. For the entire mini-camp all anyone could talk about was the sex tape and what exactly goes on during it. (CDAN

Demi Lovato and a dude named Chad since 9 out of 10 football players are named Chad.

BRAD PITT likes his women THIN – scary skinny thin!

ANGELINA JOLIE has scared fans with her gaunt, skeletal figure – and it appears Brad Pitt is the architect of her frightening weight loss. The reigning Hollywood heartthrob prefers his ladies to be rail-thin, and he lets them know it, say insiders.

“Brad doesn’t come out and demand his women be skinny, but in a not-so-subtle manner, he drops hints,” revealed a close source. “If he’s constantly comparing his current girlfriend with his exes, it has to start making them feel self-conscious about their bodies.”

The  “Moneyball” star, 48, likes his women super-thin for their red-carpet appearances, says the close source.

When Angelina, 36, first met Brad on the set of “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” in 2004, she weighed 115 pounds, which seemed healthy for her 5-foot-7 frame. “But now she’s wasting away at less than 100 pounds!” declared an insider.

Brad is also said to have hinted that Jennifer Aniston needed to drop a few pounds when they first started dating. “He used to talk to her about how thin and  fashionable his former girlfriends Juliette Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow were,” said the close source. “It was a way to motivate her.” Jen lost the curves she used to show off on “Friends”and the 5-foot-5 1/2 actress dropped to a waifish 109 pounds. Today, Jen, 43, is dating actor/ screenwriter Justin Theroux and is a shapely 120 pounds.

When Brad dated Gwyneth Paltrow for three years in the 1990s, the 5-foot-9 stunner “always felt she was too heavy for him,” revealed the close source. In 1996, she shrunk down to a boney 101 pounds for the premiere of her film “Emma.” But today, as a working mom, “The Avengers” star, 39, looks fab at 120 pounds.

And “Natural Born Killers” babe Juliette Lewis, 38, who was with Brad from 1989 to 1993, boasts a killer 120-pound body.However, when the 5-foot-6 star dated Pitt, the close source says she was 15 pounds lighter and “all skin and bones.”

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Over two weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston was planning a wedding, then she had a case of the babies and now hos are saying that she’s about to renew her membership to the Forever Alone Society. Star Magazine (via Hollywood Life) says that when Justin Theroux sits at the breakfast table in Jennifer’s Bel Air mansion, he softly sings “fuuuuuuuuuck myyyyyyyy liiiiiiiiiiife” to himself as she sticks one of those Plum pouches in the mouth of her Baby Alive. Some source says that when Justin is lying in bed next to Jennifer, while she’s clutching a Beanie Baby monitor, the dream bubble in his head is filling up with pictures from his past life. Justin wants to back to NYC and he wants to go back to his ex-piece Heidi Bivens. So says the source:

“The bloom is off the rose. He wants his old home, his old love and his old life back. Justin and Heidi still talk, and they are very supportive of each other. Justin feels she’s handled herself with grace, never becoming nasty or vindictive though it was a total shock when he began seeing Jen behind her back while they were still living together. Justin is full of remorse and regret which he has told Heidi. Justin wants a family, but he doesn’t want it with Jen.”

And then Star’s editor says they heard a voice in the distance say, “Heidi, you dumb ass b**ch, get off that pay phone! And take off that disguise, it’s not like they can see your stupid ass. Get back up into the apartment and clean up the mess you made while pasting pictures of your face over Jennifer Aniston’s face in all those magazines!“

Since reboots are the thing, I love how the tabloids have rebooted the Brangelina/Aniston triangle of grossness and cast Aniston as Angie, Justin as B. Pitt and Heidi as Aniston. I wonder who they’ll cast as the Maddox? (SPOILER ALERT: Aniston’s Prep Boy Asian CB Doll)

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Which popular talk-show host has never cared for Jennifer Aniston and isn’t afraid to say she’s on “Team Angelina”? The chatty star won’t go public with her views because the former “Friends” beauty has been a re­turning guest on her show, but she was very vocal behind the scenes when Jen’s BFF Chelsea Handler slammed Angelina Jolie as a home wrecker! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

I wish this was about Chelsea Handler and she’s really an undercover mole working for Maddox, but that’s not possible. Chelsea and Jennifer Aniston are practically related since both of them have nothing but vodka flowing through their veins. And vodka is thicker than EVERYTHING.

This could be about Ellen Degeneres, because studies show that 9 out of 10 lesbians love Angelina Jolie. But I’m going to guess this is Kelly Ripa, because skinny ass b**ches stick together and this Friday could really use a picture of belly peen.

This A list actress recently told friends that she is not living her dreams. Her dream job is to be a truck-stop waitress and she’s sad she’ll never be able to do it. She says she loves the idea of having a job of serving food and just making people happy, and living a life of simplicity and anonymity. (BuzzFoto)

I asked Siri this and she automatically ordered me some tomato soup, so I’ll go with Zooey Deschanel?

It was not that too long ago that this comic actor from a network sketch comedy show was probably one of the top two or three cast members of the show and was starring in movies and fielding offers constantly. Now, he is barely remembered except in some best of collections and is a constant subject of whatever happened to? Well, what happened to him was some very bad choices when it came to his life. There was the awkward marriage to a no name actress where he tried to convince himself and everyone that he is straight. He still struggles with this and as a way of dealing with his personal demons started abusing drugs on a regular basis. Much of his fortune went for drugs for his wife and him and his friends. His wife who he split with is HIV+. She swears she got it from our comic actor but she has never pursued it and he has never submitted to a test. She is and was an avid drug user so it could just as easily be that she got it from dirty needles. Over the past few years our actor has taken loans from his old castmates and got jobs here and there including a minor recurring part on a middling show but it does not support his drug habit. He has several men and women he sees for sex and they pay him and keep him around because they are star struck. When he really makes the effort he can turn on the smile and laugh and make people remember what they found likable about him in the first place and what should have kept him as a star. (CDAN)

Selling ass for drug money? Who ever it is needs to call up Vh1, because they have at least 3 reality shows in their stable he can star in.