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Racine, You In Danger Girl

2010.09.08
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Don’t worry, Maddox is placing his hand on the Rosetta Stone right this second to get the French translation for “You in danger girl” to text this Racine ho. Jennifer Aniston is off the hook for the day, because Maddox has bigger tricks to fry…..like Racine (or “Ratcine” as Maddox is already calling her).

Racine, a 22-year-old French model who works as a fancy flight attendant for a private jet company, tells Star Magazine that she has licked on the vampire marks left by St. Angie on Brad Pitt’s balls while they were up in the air. God must have been taking his afternoon nap while they were doing it, because I’m surprised he didn’t grab the plane and shake Brad’s peen out of Racine’s snatch as a favor to his main homegirl St. Angie.

Not only does Racine swear she got it on with Brad, but she also brags about how she has taken a wet ride on three of St. Angie’s leftover peens.

The article on Star’s website doesn’t really say anything else, but they do leave us with this quote from Racine about how she loves to fuck claimed dick. A quote that is definitely going to gain her membership into the Homewreckers Union, “They get so excited when they cheat! It turns me on because I’m able to give them what they lack.” And just like that, all the blood rushed straight to Sienna Miller’s bull dozer vagina.

In all seriousness, you can’t just blurt out that you fucked Brad Pitt without presenting some evidence to the court. A picture, a text, a used condom, or even a vial filled with the joyous tears that fell out of Brad’s eye holes as soon as he stuck his wang into a vagina that didn’t bite at him.

I was joking about the Homewreckers Union thing, because Racine’s mistress whore game is bunk shit. And Maddox should go back to his regularly scheduled programmed (example: crank messaging Aniston on Match.com).

JENNIFER ANISTON’S FRIENDS FEAR FOR HER CAREER

2010.09.08
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JENNIFER Aniston’s friends fear the actress will ruin her career by going topless and having three-way lesbian sex in her next movie.The 41-year-old star is planning to jump-start her sagging career by shooting a series of provocative scenes for Wanderlust, which begins shooting this fall.“It’s a huge risk,” a source close to the former Friends

Film review: The Switch

2010.09.07
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Jennifer Aniston stars yet again as a woman who can’t find love, in yet another sickly rom-com, writes Peter Bradshaw

Loosely based on a 1996 short story by Jeffrey Eugenides, The Switch is a romantic comedy with an interesting and ingenious high concept, initially pursued with verve, but let down by inconsistent characterisation and finally ending in gloopy sentimentality and silliness. Jennifer Aniston plays Kassie, a woman who is going to have a baby using her own form of artificial insemination; she has persuaded a handsome, married acquaintance Roland (Patrick Wilson) to donate sperm, and hosts a bizarre “fertility” party to inaugurate the event. Present is Wally, her best friend, played by Jason Bateman. He has undeclared feelings for Kassie, gets very drunk, and something terrible happens. At the beginning of the film, Roland is supposed to be a right-on lecturer in feminist history, but halfway through, he mutates into a crass, unreflective jock. It’s a fundamental flaw in the script: but Wally’s liberal agonies are nicely portrayed by Bateman. Jeff Goldblum has a very funny role as his friend and confidant – not so very long ago, Goldblum might well have been playing Bateman’s role himself.

Rating: 2/5

Jennifer Aniston: Dating Lindsay Lohan’s Ex?

2010.09.07
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She’s always had trouble in the romance department and now it looks like Jennifer Aniston is dating an ex-boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan.

The “Rumor Has It” actress was spotted out and about with Hard Rock Café heir Harry Morton last night, and Mr. Morton has a romantic past with troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan.

According to Radar, Jen and Harry had dinner, drinks, and dessert at the Sunset Tower Hotel and things went well overall.

An eyewitness told Radar that Ms. Aniston looked “a little nervous, putting her hair up in a loose bun and laughing at everything he said.”

The source added, “When her date left for the restroom, she took the opportunity to primp by reapplying her lipstick.”

Blake Lively Stunned Girls Want to Copy Her!

2010.09.07
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BLAKE Lively thinks it’s “crazy” that her hair-do is more popular than Jennifer Aniston’s.The Gossip Girl actress’ flowing blonde locks are said to be the most copied in salons, taking over from Aniston’s trademark glossy look.“It’s crazy,” says Blake. “It’s very flattering, it’s weird knowing that because here I was when I was a kid

New Pic: Jennifer Aniston Spotted Out with ‘Cougar Town’ Hunk

2010.09.06
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Jennifer Aniston, who’s set to guest star on “Cougar Town,” was snapped taking a car ride with the show’s Josh Hopkins on Thursday night.

Aniston is reuniting with her former “Friends” costar Courteney Cox on the small screen for the season-two premiere of “Cougar Town” later this month. She’ll play Jules’ (Cox) therapist, Bonnie, who gets too involved in her client’s life.

Meanwhile, Josh plays Jules’ single and minglin’ neighbor, Grayson Ellis.

The Ghost Of Jennifer Aniston!

2010.09.05

Ooooh, spoooooky!!

Check out the clip (above) of Maniston using a white a sheet to cover her face as she leaves Madeo Restaurant in West Hollywood, CA.

LOL, honestly, we can’t help but laugh! Who does she think she’s fooling??

Ashton Kutcher slams mag for cheating story

2010.09.02
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Ashton Kutcher is the latest star to take his reputation into his own hands with a little social networking.

A week after John Mayer blasted the HuffPo on his blog for daring to say that he may be reviving a relationship with ex Jennifer Aniston, Ashton Kutcher took to Twitter (not like he “takes to” anything else, but whatevs) to do damage control on a rumor that he’s stepping out on Demi Moore.

In an “exclusive report”, Star magazine claims that Kutcher, 32, was caught getting close to a “hot young blonde.”

The piece quoted a source saying, “Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her.” The source added that the girl “obviously wasn’t Demi.”

The report began circulating Wednesday – around the same time that photos of a bikini-clad Moore began to surface from the star’s Twitter account – and it didn’t take long for Kutcher to fire back. “STAR magazine – you don’t get to stand behind ‘freedom of the press’ when you are writing fiction,” he tweeted yesterday.

“I think Star magazine calling me a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character,” Kutcher added. “I hope my lawyer agrees.” Moore has backed up her husband, who is 15 years her junior, tweeting, “Excellent point my love!”

When reached for comment, a Star magazine spokesperson said the publication stands by the story.

The couple celebrate their five-year wedding anniversary at the end of September.

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